{"id":370,"date":"2018-10-31T15:16:56","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T15:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/?p=370"},"modified":"2020-03-22T08:18:13","modified_gmt":"2020-03-22T08:18:13","slug":"au-pays-des-nains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/au-pays-des-nains\/","title":{"rendered":"Au pays des nains"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vivre enferm\u00e9e dans un ch\u00e2teau avec une sorci\u00e8re jalouse, ce n\u2019est  pas facile tous les jours. Lorsqu\u2019en plus, son miroir magique a d\u00e9cid\u00e9  que j\u2019\u00e9tais plus belle qu\u2019elle, elle a essay\u00e9 d\u2019empoisonner mon th\u00e9. Du  coup, j\u2019ai fichu le camp. Je suis tomb\u00e9e sur une petite maison o\u00f9  vivaient sept nains. Mineurs. Et avec un int\u00e9rieur sacr\u00e9ment sale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Alors, tu as tout nettoy\u00e9 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Pas du tout. J\u2019aurais d\u00fb ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Et le prince charmant est venu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014  Quel prince ? Ah non, j\u2019ai suivi les nains jusqu\u2019\u00e0 leur mine, piqu\u00e9 les  explosifs qu\u2019ils utilisent pour d\u00e9gager les galeries et fait sauter le ch\u00e2teau. Je n\u2019aurais pas d\u00fb ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(Writober jour 29)<br>(52 micronouvelles en 2018 \u2013 48\/52 \u2013 s\u00e9rie : microfables)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vivre enferm\u00e9e dans un ch\u00e2teau avec une sorci\u00e8re jalouse, ce n\u2019est pas facile tous les jours. Lorsqu\u2019en plus, son miroir magique a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que j\u2019\u00e9tais plus belle qu\u2019elle, elle a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24],"tags":[30,25,33],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371,"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions\/371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/florieteller.com\/bribes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}